GREEN DAYS
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Iran, Islamic Republic Of
April 27, 2012
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do
but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
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