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MATIN

MATIN

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

April 27, 2012

                                           HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

                                                         LONGEVITY

                           Married men live longer than single men do

                           but married men are a lot more willing to die

                                                  PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

                  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't

              A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does

                                               DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

                                  A woman has the last word in any argument

                  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument


                                                   OFFICE ARITHMETIC

                                       Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit

                                       Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production

                                        Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion

                                         Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


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11:50 AM Apr 30 2012

Bilal Ahmed
India

Really nice.....