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☆。Happy Life。 ☆

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Jacinda

Jacinda

Taiwan

July 9, 2008

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!!

 To get your daily exercise, just click on "run!"  If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.

Hit "any Key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To add or remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust and display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on find.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.  You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to You...

 

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03:27 AM Jul 09 2008

Yakamoz

Yakamoz
Turkey

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IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY! HEHEHEHE~~~

HUMM.. GOOD IDEALaughingLaughingLaughing