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Azerbaijan
July 12, 2010
Dialog from the video on my profile:
-I'd like a plain omelet.
-No potatoes.Tomatoes instead.A cup of coffee and wheat toast.
-No substitutions.-What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
-Only what's on the menu. You can have number two, a plain omelet.It comes with fries and rolls. -I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want. - Make up your mind. - Wait.I have made up my mind.I'd like a plain omelet.No potatoes on the plate.A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast. -I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you an English muffin or a coffee roll. -No side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you? -Would you like to talk to the manager? - Hey, mack.
- Shut up
You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?-I don't make the rules. -I'll make it as easy for you as I can. -I'd like a plain omelet and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. -A number two.A chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else? -Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast... give me a check for a chicken salad sandwich... and you haven't broken any rules. -You want me to hold the chicken, huh? -I want you to hold it between your knees.
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