"My heart"
Philippines
June 29, 2008
Pretty Woman
(After many hours of shopping Vivian walks into a store that threw her out before)
Vivan: Do you remember me?
Sorker: No I'm sorry I don't.
Vivan: I was here earlier I wanted that dress(pointing to a expensive dress) you threw me out. Big mistake huge!!
(Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian.)
Vivian: "Tell me one person who it's worked out for."
Kit: "What, you want like a name? A name, a name, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella"
(After negotiating three thousand dollars.)
Vivian: "I would have stayed for two thousand."
Edward: "I would have paid four."
Vivian: "I want the fairy tale."
Edward Lewis: "You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money."
(Kit is streetwalking.)
Kit: "Hey yo, baby!"
Guy in car: "How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday."
Kit: "Dream on!"
Vivian: "That would make you a... lawyer."
Edward: "What makes you think I'm a lawyer?"
Vivian: "You have that sharp, useless look about you."
Vivian: "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."
Lady at polo match: "Edward is quite a catch."
Vivian: "Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex."
Edward: "How much for the entire night?"
Vivian: "Stay here? You couldn't afford it."
Edward: "Try me."
Vivian: "300 dollars."
Edward: "Done! Thank you. Now we can relax."
Edward: "I told you not to pick up the phone."
Vivian: "Then stop calling me."
(After meeting Vivian)
Lady at polo field: "She's wonderful! Where did you find her?"
Edward: "976-BABE."
Vivian: "I'm gonna treat you so good, you're never gonna let me go"
Vivian Ward: "You're late."
Edward Lewis: "You're stunning."
Vivian Ward: "You're forgiven."
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02:38 AM Jul 16 2008 |
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azns1535
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01:57 AM Jun 29 2008 |
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mouna
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June 15, 2008
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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rajenderpetwal
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12:42 AM Jun 16 2008 |
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progression
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June 5, 2008