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tetay

tetay

Philippines

June 29, 2008

Pretty Woman

(After many hours of shopping Vivian walks into a store that threw her out before)
Vivan: Do you remember me?
Sorker: No I'm sorry I don't.
Vivan: I was here earlier I wanted that dress(pointing to a expensive dress) you threw me out. Big mistake huge!!
(Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian.)
Vivian: "Tell me one person who it's worked out for."
Kit: "What, you want like a name? A name, a name, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella"
(After negotiating three thousand dollars.)
Vivian: "I would have stayed for two thousand."
Edward: "I would have paid four."
Vivian: "I want the fairy tale."
Edward Lewis: "You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money."
(Kit is streetwalking.)
Kit: "Hey yo, baby!"
Guy in car: "How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday."
Kit: "Dream on!"
Vivian: "That would make you a... lawyer."
Edward: "What makes you think I'm a lawyer?"
Vivian: "You have that sharp, useless look about you."
Vivian: "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."
Lady at polo match: "Edward is quite a catch."
Vivian: "Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex."
Edward: "How much for the entire night?"
Vivian: "Stay here? You couldn't afford it."
Edward: "Try me."
Vivian: "300 dollars."
Edward: "Done! Thank you. Now we can relax."
Edward: "I told you not to pick up the phone."
Vivian: "Then stop calling me."
(After meeting Vivian)
Lady at polo field: "She's wonderful! Where did you find her?"
Edward: "976-BABE."
Vivian: "I'm gonna treat you so good, you're never gonna let me go"
Vivian Ward: "You're late."
Edward Lewis: "You're stunning."
Vivian Ward: "You're forgiven."




02:38 AM Jul 16 2008

azns1535

azns1535
沙烏地阿拉伯

you are very beatifull in that photo

 

take care

kiss

01:57 AM Jun 29 2008

mouna

mouna
突尼西亞

 I love that movie..In fact, I love Richard Gere, he is a fabulous actor I guess !

 Good choice of the quotes too! Nice from you my friend !   Smile  so happy for that !

June 15, 2008

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

10:40 AM Jun 24 2008

rajenderpetwal
印度

hello how are you am fine and

i would like to say can i speek english plz help me

thanks

rajenderpetwal@gmail.com 

12:42 AM Jun 16 2008

progression
土耳其

Really interesting. I didn't like that "dumb man+smart woman=marriage" part tough... Laughing

June 5, 2008