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August 27, 2012

DONKEY

I am a very useful animal to man . I am called a donkey by human beings.

But when  a man is called a donkey , he gets very angry .

I really don't know how describe about myself ??

so I'm turning to you for help.

In behalf of donkey , Can you imagine yourself that you are a donkey . Tell something about your self !!

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12:01 PM Jan 15 2013

The Last Joke
Yemen

I ALWAYS LIKE TO KEEP BUSY , I ALWAYS HAS A LOT OF DIFFERENT PROJECT IN THE WORKS BUT I DON'T SUCCEED AT ALL  !

I ALWAYS STUDY VERY HARD BUT I CAN'T COMPLETE MY STUDIES !

I ALWAYS WORK A LOT HOURS BUT I CAN'T SUCCEED !

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME MAYBE I'M A LOSER MAN !

DEAR IRENE : THANKS FOR YOUR GREAT FEELINGS !

07:33 AM Jan 15 2013

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Dear Baset,

As I noticed you work a lot, and it's okay for a man to be busy in order to achieve something more than we get from our life.

Be happy and succesful in your life.

Good night.

10:56 AM Jan 10 2013

The Last Joke
Yemen

Lesya , Irene and Moriza : many thanks for your great comments !

03:10 AM Dec 30 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Dear Baset,

I see you are lucky on ukrainians ladies (Lesya,Irene,me).

I have the same aim-to greet you with the New Year despite you celebrate it later.

May Allah bless you with all happiness and super success in the coming year!!!

02:18 PM Dec 29 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Dear Baset,

May you achieve all your aspirations this year and have a brilliant New Year 2013.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


Картинка с надписью счастливого нового года гифка

11:53 PM Dec 27 2012

kotlesya

kotlesya
Belarus

Dear, Baset first of all thanks a lot  for the Christmas congratulations you sent to my page. :)

No matter what day New 2013 Year will come.  The day of its coming varies in many countries. :) But sooner or  later 2013 Year will step into our lives.

Let the Year of Black Water Snake (according to the Chinese calendar) be lucky to you, let it be filled with good news and events. 

Everything the best life can offer to you and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

12:57 AM Dec 24 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Thank you for wishes.Though you don,t celebrate this holiday,I just the same want to send my wishes for you too:

May your life be like a nice tale with a good end.I wish you to reach a top of the mountain and be satisfied of your goals.Also a lot of happy moments,health and joy.Else,may your the most wished desire come true.Dream the impossible,enjoy the best moments,use your imagination and your life will be exciting and fantastic!

04:01 PM Dec 13 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

Dear Moriza : how are you doing ? hope everything is fine with you ! sorry to be late to reply to you in fact , i have been in Lebanon - Beirut with some friends , there was no time to log in ebaby ! thank you for your comments !

 

 

 

01:53 AM Dec 06 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hi,I came at your page to walk along it among flying birds,floating words,amazing pictures.I feel myself as in the tale here.But I can,t see anyone.Where are you and all other characters?

07:21 AM Nov 29 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hello my gifted and sparkle friend,

Just came to greet and express my respect to you.

You are great!

Best wishes!

10:38 PM Nov 24 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

irene

Irene : that is right ! in fact , in thes days I have no time to change them but I'll try to change these options on my profile next time !!! Thanks a lot !

09:56 AM Nov 24 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Hello Baset,

Do you know that nobody can send you a friend request or a message  because the options on your profile aren't active?

Irene

01:21 PM Nov 23 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

WELCOME

02:31 PM Nov 22 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Baset, thank you so much for the birthday greetings.

May all your days be filled with happiness!

Irene

Mini wedding cakes by The Ladygloom, via Flickr

02:24 AM Nov 17 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

05:04 PM Aug 30 2012

Joy900

Joy900
Japan

God, the Creator of human beings and animals, has made animals subservient to us.  We depend on animals for the food we eat and the milk we drink. 

07:36 AM Aug 29 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

 Islam forbids using animals or birds for targets when practicing shooting.  When Ibn Umar, one of the companions of Prophet Muhammad saw some people practicing archery using a hen as a target, he said:

The Prophet cursed anyone who made a living thing into a target (for practice).

07:26 AM Aug 29 2012

LAILA ALI

LAILA ALI
Malaysia

 Islam requires that pets or farm animals be provided with proper food, water, and a place to live.  Once the Prophet passed by an emaciated camel due to hunger, he said:

“Fear Allah ( God) in regards to these animals who can not speak their will.  If you ride them, treat them accordingly (by making them strong and fit for that), and if you [plan to] eat them, treat them accordingly (by making them fat and healthy).

07:18 AM Aug 29 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

animal

Sister : that is true ! The animal must be treated kindly. If a Muslim keeps an animal, he must provide it with proper food and drink, and not cause it any harm or injury by mistreating it or using it for target practice or making animals fight one another, or exposing it to heat or cold

 

Look at how the believer will be rewarded for taking care of animals; rather he may even enter Paradise because of his kind treatment of a single animal, as happened to the woman mentioned in this hadeeth. Allah, may He be glorified and exalted, loves those who do good. 

06:58 AM Aug 29 2012

LAILA ALI

LAILA ALI
Malaysia

These descriptions teach us another moral : Taking care of animals : we should be mercy and kindness with animals

The  Prophet (peace be upon him) taught us that a woman went to heaven because he gave a thirsty dog some water! While a woman went to hell because she locked a cat up, she neither fed the cat nor let it go seek its own food!

03:14 PM Aug 28 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

Look at the donkey and list the beautiful things about yourself quietly in your head.

Know yourself. Everyone is beautiful in their own way- don't let others tell you different! Both internally and externally, we all have our positive and negative attributes. You should know yourself better than anyone else, recognize your strengths and weaknesses. You should be proud of who you are, and realize that everyone has flaws, whether they are physical, emotional or mental. Nobody is perfect, and we should all accept that. Nevertheless, we are all great at something, and should focus on building up and relying upon our strengths. If you are determined enough to fix your flaws, it shows that you care about yourself.

03:08 PM Aug 28 2012

Joy900

Joy900
Japan

Baset : your words so beautiful , sorry I couldn't understand ! what do you mean ?   could you please explan more ?

03:00 PM Aug 28 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

DONKEY

A wise very old philosopher said :Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Look at donkey.  We may not all be happy with how we look, but we should realize that looks aren't everything.

02:50 PM Aug 28 2012

Joy900

Joy900
Japan

Can you tell me some moral meanings in   these 2 descriptions

02:35 PM Aug 28 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

Dear Wyz Agf : you are always very welcome ! thanks a lot for your comments !have a nice day !

02:18 PM Aug 28 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

an

In fact , these 2 descriptions are   little stories  that are  true , these 2 descriptions

 Teach  us lots of things  , we can say these 2 descriptions have some moral meanings .

02:07 PM Aug 28 2012

Joy900

Joy900
Japan

These 2 descriptions are so great   , But I have one Q ? my Q is ? what is the point in these descriptions ?

01:23 PM Aug 28 2012

snoopyboy

snoopyboy
Antarctica

Thanks  Jokes, that was my pleasure!

I like to get into the skin of different characters but I never assumed the role of an animal before. this  was a brand new experiment and I enjoyed it. this was a very original idea you had put forward, and I think it's pilate for the brain , a good way to keep our creativity in tiptop shape.

Hey, you think of any other animal , I'll make sure to weigh in whenever I can, :)

your donkey impression was ...what's the word? creative!!!

Peace!! Laughing

12:46 PM Aug 28 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

DONKEY

 

 

I am a very useful animal to man. I am called a donkey by human beings. I do not know whether this is a good name or not; however, a man is called a donkey , he gets very angry.
Whether I like human beings or not, I have learnt to live with them. My owner is a young and rich man. He needs me to carry heavy loads over rough terrain. .
I do have much work to do. Yet, I am given a lot of very good food. My owner buys food for me every day and I really enjoy my meals.
Sometimes, I don’t feel shamed to eat such expensive food, for I do work for my owner in return. I just do make a loudly sound If I see a strange person , which typically lasts for twenty seconds and can be heard for over one kilometer , may help keep in contact with my owner over the wide spaces of the farm.. , . This makes my owner think that I am not interesting with this job . I know that in this way I am actually deceiving my owner. But there is no other way of showing my loyalty to my owner . I do can defend myself by biting, striking with the front hooves or kicking with the hind legs .
It is considerably more difficult to force me when i’m frightening into doing something it perceives to be dangerous for whatever reason.
In short, I am a very lucky donkey , and I am proud of my master. Perhaps I shall soon get a very good chance to show my owner how much I care

Regards ; Donkey !

12:43 PM Aug 28 2012

The Last Joke
Yemen

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