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August 27, 2012

DONKEY

I am a very useful animal to man . I am called a donkey by human beings.

But when  a man is called a donkey , he gets very angry .

I really don't know how describe about myself ??

so I'm turning to you for help.

In behalf of donkey , Can you imagine yourself that you are a donkey . Tell something about your self !!

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12:40 PM Aug 28 2012

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11:11 AM Aug 28 2012

snoopyboy

snoopyboy
Antarctica

I think I share a lot of characteristics with donkeys , so consider  the followings as facts, straight  from the donkey’s mouth ;)

 

I’m a donkey and I’m smarter than I look

Although you see me grazing the fields composedly

But I never turn down any task that my guardian proposes

 Call me whatever you please, but don’t call me lazy.

I’m naturally humble and docile. I’m not stubborn until someone crosses my lines.

Some of you humans, just can’t get over the fact that I’m just an animal

I don’t like slave drivers who think they are superior species

Just because they’re so swift using their hind legs,

They can’t walk 100 miles in my hooves and yet they’re so demanding of me

 I seldom get angry to the point I have to resort to physical outbursts

But when I do; the victim will know I’m not an animal to be messed with.

As for people getting angry when they’re compared to me.

Well, I might not be the prettiest mug in the barn for some, but this is where as an animal

I feel sorry for the humankinds; they get mad over the silliest things, I laugh at that.

I never get pissed when they name me and treat me like I’m one of theirs, I find that quite flattering and somewhat humorous.

- Donkey :)

07:28 PM Aug 27 2012

LAILA ALI

LAILA ALI
Malaysia

Brother

Is this a joke ??