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andilee

andilee

United Kingdom

In English, as in many languages, jokes rely on the fact that often words can be used ambiguously, or, they simply describe a funny situation. Although very often analysing a joke tends to diminish it's humour, it's a good way to understand some complex parts of language. So, in this thread, write down a joke that relies on some misuse of a word in English, and explain why it's funny.

One of the simplest jokes, that always makes me laugh is

Question: "What's brown and sticky?"
Answer: "A stick"

This joke relies on the fact that you can make soemthing a comparative term by adding 'y' to the end of it (as with many rules, this isn't a strict one, so be careful, in some cases, you need to use '-ish' particularly if the word ends with a 'y' for instance baby – babyish rather than babyy), but also that there is a double meaning to the word 'sticky' here, which in English normally means something has a sticky consistency – i.e. things will stick to it – like glue is sticky. But, it can also mean 'stick – like' i.e. like the branch of a tree.

It's a silly joke, but I like it.  Your turn!

05:36 PM Jan 11 2009 |

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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come
across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he has gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Pfufffff, and he has also gone. 

 

  The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm"

Moral: "Always allows the boss to speak first"

03:40 AM Jan 27 2009 |

anonymous(c)

Syrian Arab Republic

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The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 , and goes back to sleep.Cool

03:42 AM Jan 27 2009 |

IVANCHO

IVANCHO

Peru

jajjaja Dissipator It was good. Now me Smile

Ring the phone and a boy answer  Hi good Afternoon,Who do  you wanna talk to -And he be surprised and said, Dadi Dadi are calling you-The father says WHO IS ? -The boy said an Aan ASS dad  an ASS--WOW hey don't tell that stufs your Mother can listen to you  The old man take the phone and say HELLO!!—-and through the line sound PRRRRRRRRR.          I hope it likes   lol

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