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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

Date: Sep 16 2007

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作者: alkhader

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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

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xiaoliang_z

China

hhhh,funny,thx

01:42 PM Jun 14 2014 |

Hossis

Hossis

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Nice

04:57 AM Jun 12 2014 |

zhaleh hoor

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Thanks for the share,really funny:)

09:00 PM Dec 17 2013 |

yousefkohpeyma

Iran, Islamic Republic Of


It was very intresting and funny,thank you for your good taste.


04:39 AM Aug 22 2013 |

yousefkohpeyma

Iran, Islamic Republic Of


It was very intresting and funny,thank you for your good taste.

04:37 AM Aug 22 2013 |

sara_55

sara_55

United Arab Emirates

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??


 


I really like this hhhhhhh

06:12 PM Mar 10 2012 |

manik athawale

India

Really some time I like these kind of funny… story

04:23 PM Mar 10 2012 |

Yousefsalem

Saudi Arabia

hahahah, really I love like this kind of joke keep it up guys. I thank who put them. take care everybody

12:35 PM May 02 2011 |

lolita_lempicka

Yemen

lolz

04:01 PM May 01 2011 |

Larisa0803

Larisa0803

Latvia

Funny! :)

08:18 PM Mar 26 2011 |

julywidiawati

Indonesia

Nice lesson…

08:15 AM Oct 21 2009 |

DaeNg

DaeNg

Thailand

 SmilePerfect emotionSmile

06:45 AM Oct 21 2009 |

KarenZ

KarenZ

China

LOL

12:46 PM Dec 11 2008 |

suryasabari

India

Ha ha ha …...... too funnyyyy

08:41 AM Dec 10 2008 |

louisa_happy

China

funny:)

10:23 AM Oct 06 2008 |

nhanman

nhanman

India

good werry funny things.

 ......but swapna your comment i not things and good not understanding …..

 

07:42 AM Oct 06 2008 |

swapna1

swapna1

India

good keep it up

11:34 AM Sep 30 2008 |

Fatim

Fatim

Pakistan

I ve found ans more stupid

 But some of them were really good

nice sharing 

01:25 PM May 02 2008 |

rusminah

rusminah

Malaysia

Interesting. I have read them so many times and i can re-read it over and over again. Who ever invented this Joke, Its brilliant. Sealed

08:39 AM May 02 2008 |

adwendwen

adwendwen

Ghana

Really interesting. I like them.

01:17 PM Mar 12 2008 |

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