chinese sightseeing

      a woman  was having trouble with her heart, so she went to see a doctor. he was a new doctor,and did not know her.he first asked her some questions, one of which was:"how old  are you?"

     "well, i don't remember , doctor, but i'll try to think ."the woman thought for a minute and then said :"yes, i remember now, doctor.when i married, i was 18 yeas old ,and my husband was 30.my hand is 60 now , and that's twice 30.so i'm twice 18.that's 36,isn't it?"

  A poor man once came to a millionaire and started telling him his trouble.

he described his poverty so vividly that the millionaire was affected as never before .With tears in his eyes he called his serveant and said to him:

"Jonh , put this fellow out . he is breaking my heart." 

"do you call that a hat ?'i said to my wife /

"you  needn't be so rude about it."my wife answered as she looked her in mirror.

i sat down on one of those modern chairs with holes in it and awaited, we had been in the hat shop for half an hour and my wife was still in front of the mirror."we mustn't  buy things we don't need."i remarked suddenly.i regretted saying it almost at once.

"you needn't have said that ,"my wife answered."i need not remind you of that terrrible tie you bought yesterday."

"i find it beautiful."i said ."A man can never have too many ties."

"and a woman can't have too many hats,"she answered.

ten minuted later wewaliked out of the shop together.my wife was weaering a hat that looked like a lighthouse!