Stupid question - smart answer

A kinda old game that we already played here long ago :)

I’d like to revive it now.

One asks something stupid, next answers and posts his/her own question.

Example: Why the Earth is round?

            – Because she is a sister of other planets in Solar system :)

Let’s start.

P.S. Don’t be afraid to ask something stupid, it’s just for fun :)

Men never grow up, they stay like children and sometimes behave like children to be cared by their woman :)

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Why do cockroaches have fun in our heads sometimes? (I don’t know if English speakers know something about it)

Spending overtime in a beeheave of activity get to give me a bee in my bonnet.
Why people, sometimes, put bug in someone’s ear?

Why don’t cows fly?

Because bulls seldom dwell on clouds

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Why the bras are not socially used , everywhere around the world , for the preparation of a nice and delicious coffee  ?!?!

There will be greater chances of disobiedience, and frauds, between those who go hammered and those who don’t. Let say if business meeting take place in such a place; coffee lovers will hardly miss their chance to get full advantage of their intoxicated fillas, and beer lovers will go apeshit afterwards.

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WYZ agf …. now I really don’t know if you are talking about ‘bars’ or ‘bras’. Is it to create illusionary humor or some kind of provocation for creativity or a typo? :)
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Here a new numpty question:

Why a fly in the ointment is so annoying?  

If rooster starts doing that job who will be serving you on a thanksgiving day :)

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Why cats are nervous in a room full of rocking chairs?

Cats love tranquility, they are afraid of something rocking as well.

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Why do children like Christmas time more than adults do?

Because children believe in miracles, and adults organise they at Christmas.

Why do we believe that falling stars can fulfill desires?

“Why do we believe that falling stars can fulfill desires?”

 ... because this is their last chance to shine forever:)

“what is the clue to understanding?”

when we close our eyes,why we couldnt see any thing?

why women marry with man?