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monatta

Saudi Arabia

every day I recieve a new joke in my email

and would like to share it with you friend s , ok , .you can do the same ,

here is the first one :

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

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monatta

Saudi Arabia

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
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He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “Im having a baby.”
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With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”
She said, “He sure is.”
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Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”
She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.”
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With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked…
“Then why did you eat him?”

monatta

Saudi Arabia

A man knocked on a persons door and said " oh Presidant Bush has been
captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then
they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol." Can you help us
The man replies " Okay, so how much have you raised then"
He replies " About 2 gallons"

pop272001

Indonesia

CONFUSING ENGLISH

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Humans!?

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this?

Get Back to WORK !