new joke daily

every day I recieve a new  joke in my email

and would like to share it with you friend s , ok  , .you can do the same ,

here is the first one  :

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.